Fuck Mustard

A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals

“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”

Fuck Mustard

The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex.

When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!!

Fuck Mustard

Male ejaculate

I put fuck mustard on my sandwich.

honey mustard fuck

The act of putting honey mustard all over your girls vagina, then putting your penis into it. She then proceeds to lick your dick when finished.

My girl and I honey mustard fucked last night.

Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.

Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*

俚语	fucking mustard
释义	Fuck Mustard A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals “As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.” Fuck Mustard The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex. When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!! Fuck Mustard Male ejaculate I put fuck mustard on my sandwich. honey mustard fuck The act of putting honey mustard all over your girls vagina, then putting your penis into it. She then proceeds to lick your dick when finished. My girl and I honey mustard fucked last night. Fucking Mustard Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence. Gabe: Speaks Santi: BRO Fucking mustard dies
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