fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube

Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'

fuck turtle

what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.

the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.

Turtle fuck

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.

Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!

turtle fuck

When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF

{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?

Turtle Fucking

The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.

What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!

turtle fuck

To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit

John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.

Turtle Fuck

Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle

i totally turtle fucked her

俚语	fucking turtle
释义	fucking turtle The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.' fuck turtle what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw. the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw. Turtle fuck Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head. Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM! turtle fuck When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF {Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for? Turtle Fucking The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table. What happened to my table? Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it! turtle fuck To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit John: I need a light for my cigarette. Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck. Turtle Fuck Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle i totally turtle fucked her
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