Fuck in the Fart
This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.
"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."
"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"
"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."
"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"
"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."
Fist fucked in the fart box
The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.
"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."
fuck out my fart
the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.
note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.
note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.
constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart
onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.
onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.
fuck out my fart
A phrase which means I love you.
Have I ever told you how much I want you to fuck out my fart?
Fuck Fart
The farting sound made while fucking someone either in the vagina or ass.
As the penis plunges in and out of the vagina or anus, a farting noise is made sounding similar to one that comes from the anus when flatulence occurs.
As the penis plunges in and out of the vagina or anus, a farting noise is made sounding similar to one that comes from the anus when flatulence occurs.
John: "Damn, me and Jessie were going hard at it all night!"
Dave: "Wow! Really?"
John: "Yup, so hard that I even heard a fuck fart!"
Dave: "Awesome!"
Dave: "Wow! Really?"
John: "Yup, so hard that I even heard a fuck fart!"
Dave: "Awesome!"
Fuck fart
1).Exclamation of supprise. 2).Sexual flatulence expelled during intercourse.3).An attempt at farting that results in the shiting of ones paints.
Holy fuck fart Batman, the Joker totally killed your parents in that warehouse explosion.
fuck fart
In the sexual act of anal sex the person farts on the other person
we were doing anal and she fuck farted on me