Fuck Jacket
A Condom.
"A Fuck Jacket is a critical defense against Unwanted Pregnancy."
"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."
"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."
fucking jacket
What angry, forgetful people call regular jackets most of the time, because they can't keep track of it. May or may not actually be used when fucking.
Them: Where's my fucking jacket?
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind