Fucklimation
The measurement of lost acreage, diminished elevation, and evaporated real estate property in a homeowner's front (or back) yard due to excessive rainwater runoff, incompetent city utility work, or extensive soil settling over time in an older property.
I would like to give you $100,000 for your home, but the massive fucklimation in the front yard caused your appraisal to come in at $75,000.