fuck me ears

When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.

Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.