fuck me mate
1. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.
2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.
2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.
1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"
2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"
2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"