fuck me on a mountain in switzerland
An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"