fuck point average
N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.
My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!