fuck resume
Your own personal list of men or women that you have had sex with.
Carl: "Hey Dave, are you gonna hook up with Kathryn? She's smokin' hot, but also a raging bitch."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."
Resume Fuck
A sexual experience that is so noteworthy that you would put it on a hypothetical sex resume, consisting of sex stories that you would be proud to boast about to others.
"Yo slaying that cougar was a definite resume fuck. She's like twice my age AND a dime piece."