fucksburg

shitty redneck ass town with nothing to do but go to the local wal mart and 'hang' followed by a trip to the local sheets in a convoy of 5+ vehicles

the morning after involves the realization that you just had the gayest night ever.

These towns include but are not limited to:
Lynchburg
Christiansburg
Blacksburg

Note - the area you are describing must be a BURG ie - blacksburg or lynchburg