fucksplutter
A verb. To want to yell at incessantly dumb people, but finding the expletives caught in your throat.
Boris Johnson: Brexit will be a titanic success.
Me:
Also me: (fucksplutters)
That guy is a total cockwomble. He makes me fucksplutter a lot.
Me:
Also me: (fucksplutters)
That guy is a total cockwomble. He makes me fucksplutter a lot.