fucksurd
Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!
fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"
Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"
Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"