fuck the rolls
sex with an obese person -substituting rolls of fat for an orifice
joe couldn't find the orify so he had to opt out and fuck the rolls!
fuck and roll
when fucking ontop of a mountain. the sex is so good, you trip and roll down the side of the moutain. it gets deeper and deeper as you roll faster and faster.
- "Bro, linda really knows how to fuck and roll!"
- "Oh my!"
- "Oh my!"
Fuck 'n Roll
After having sex with a partner, it is customary for one to consent to at least some degree of minor cuddling and or intimate touching (spooning, caressing, hand-holding, sweet nothings etc.). The Fuck 'n Roll is when one partner forgoes the act of post-coital intimacy and simply rolls over and avoids any form of tenderness. The Fuck 'n Roll is often followed by a quick departure or snoring. While it is men who are predominantly guilty of committing a Fuck 'n Roll, some women have been known to commit this sexual faux-pas.
"Dude, were you big or little spoon after boning her?" "No way bro, I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll"
"That guy last night seemed so sweet, did you guys talk all night?" "No, the asshole Fuck 'n Rolled me!"
"Dude I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll, what are the chances she'll bone me again?"
"That guy last night seemed so sweet, did you guys talk all night?" "No, the asshole Fuck 'n Rolled me!"
"Dude I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll, what are the chances she'll bone me again?"
fuck-a-shrug-roll
It's like the middle finger only you're thinking "fuck you" and your face convey's it as you shrug and roll your eyes.
"don't fuck-a-shrug-roll at me"
rock 'n' fucking roll
An exclamation of approval for musical skill.
Hendrix: "Cause I'm a Voodoo Child"...Screeee$%#.Crshhh. Wawawa..."Lord Knows I'm a Voodoo Child, Baby"
Listener: "Jesus. Rock 'n' fucking roll, dude."
Listener: "Jesus. Rock 'n' fucking roll, dude."
running fuck at a rolling doughnut
A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.
"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."
Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut
basically go fuck yourself
"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"