Fuck the What
Extreme confusion, such as chance as something impossable happening really does happen. Also used as FTW
Casey: I was walking home today making whale noises with my V then the bottle liked.. EXPLODED!
Todd: Fuck the What?
Todd: Fuck the What?
Fuck the What?
The opposite of "What the fuck?".
When someone replies in angry tone with What the fuck? You can reply with," Fuck the What?!! Mother Fucker!
Fuck the what??!
When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.
Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?
Ben: Fuck the what??!
Ben: Fuck the what??!
Fuck The What
An exclamation used when describing an event later, NOT when it is happening. Associated with wtf and ftw it used in later describing disbelief at something.
Tim: "...and I was like 'dick flavored pizza? Fuck the what!"
Eric: "Yeah dude. Too bad im vegan."
Eric: "Yeah dude. Too bad im vegan."
Fuck the what
Not caring about a particular problem anymore.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Ticket inspector- Kid, let me see your ticket please.
Todd- Ah damn, where is it? I think I dropped it on the way here.
Ticket collector- You know what? Fuck the what man, get in kid.
Todd- Thanks:)
Todd- Ah damn, where is it? I think I dropped it on the way here.
Ticket collector- You know what? Fuck the what man, get in kid.
Todd- Thanks:)
FUCK THE WHAT
The proper counter response to "WHat the fuck." A way of telling those seedy bastards to mind their own fking business. Example ; Someone different walks by in such and such a way and people nearby exclaimeth "What the fuck!?%?" This person then calmy diffuses the akward social situation by responding thus..."Fuck the what." leaving the moronic peanut gallery of mediocrity behind...
"Fuck the what, man...."
fuck your what
A response to a question or statement when it is unheard, not understood, or the answer is not known. Used often when conversing with someone who speaks with an accent or speaks in a foreign language.
"Damn, that snow bunny got bank! Check out them fly ass dub-deuces on her ride!"
"...fuck your what?"
"...fuck your what?"