FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

On the 19th of November 2018, a bloke named Tim declared the ‘On the tools’ facebook group a waste of space. This ignited a hate campaign against Tim, a campaign which tested the boundaries of the tradesmens’ computer and mobile knowhow, as well as photoshop skills. Tim has not been seen since

Fucking + oldtimer =fucktimer; a clueless slow old irratating person who has no idea they are impeading traffic

is a victim of a sexually motivated crime eq. rape