Fucktionary
Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.
Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!
Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!
Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!
Fucktionary
The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..
"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"
"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."
"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."
Fucktionary
A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.
"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"
Or
Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"
Or
Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"
Urban Fucktionary
When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Suburban Fucktionary
a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking
Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!