Fuckuation
This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.
Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.
fuckuate
the term used to describe celebrities moving in and out of a top list of crushes.
Emma Watson, Emma Stone and Natalie Portman are in my top five and the other two fuckuate.