fudgefucker
Person who enjoys consorting with partners who are gravitationallly challenged.
Honey, you must be looking for Jim. He's the local fudgefucker. I don't date anyone who won't fit into my Caprice.
fudgefuck
flawlessly delicious menstro-choco brownies formed from the friction between unprotected, severely un-showered C, V, and/or A.
A sufficient supply of fudgefucks were formed pulverizing my bitch hoe to ensure an incredibly enjoyable bedtime snack.