Anal badgers
Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS
Anal badger
Someone who is very pedantic, self indulged, persistent, always thinks their right and loves badgers bumb holes.
"Stop Asking me to lick your ring you Anal Badger!!!"