Anal Beef
When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.
Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!
Anal beef
When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.
*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.
*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.
"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"
anal beefs
to totally own someone
"i am gonna give you some anal beefs"