fuglinator
a drastically unappealing rendition of the fanciful hats, often worn by women at high society events, known as afascinator.
While many women at the Royal Wedding of William and Kate sported fascinators, Princess Beatrice rather proudly fashioned herself with a fuglinator, a chapeau so disturbing that upon arriving at Buckingham Palace for the reception she removed it whence she heard the Queen exclaim: 'Off with 'er head!'
fuglin
Abbreviation for fucking ugly goblin. Also sometimes used to define all other children except your own. Can be used to describe an ugly baby.
Did you see all those fuglins at the park today?