Fuhrmanator

Lower Dauphin Middle School's 8th grade history teacher. A man who is entirely too loud, this denizen of Hell will rip out the soul of any who calls him by his sex name, "The Fuhrmanator." This man should be observed with caution, and held off with a stick, as he bites. He pimps in his free time, and keeps his cane underneath his desk. He reminisces about the time that teachers were allowed to paddle children. His favorite phrase is "FOF". He claims it means "Focus on Fuhrman", but we all know it is the motto of his slave ring, "Fuck or Fight". He has a tendency to clap, a habit attained from back in his old days of a slave trader. Enjoys long walks on the beach, flowers, and crushing childrens' dreams.

NOTE: Calling him "Daddy" also rouses his anger. This has been tested.

Definition: an object, like a glove, dropped from a chairlift
Pronunciation: fərˈ-mən
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; derived from Mark Fuhrman the detective on the OJ Simpson case suspected of dropping a bloody glove at the crime scene.

A fuhrman is a human, sea mammal, and/or extraterrestrial that takes the form of a string bean. It feeds primarily on sweet potatoes and has an unnatural love of trumpet players. Approach with caution.

A very good young actress who played the creepy girl esther in "Orphan" probably one of the most disturbing movies I have ever scene

Very talented young actress who starred in Orphan. She also played Clove in The Hunger Games. She tends to die in her movies.

Someone try and beat me at the imdb quiz on her. Im like the top 4

A Tyler Fuhrman doesn't give two shits about anything. They'll kick someone's ass if they mess with their loved ones. A Tyler Fuhrman does the most random shit ever and all the girls love him.

A furry man