fuk schwa
1. The opposite of good feng sui. 2. When the layout of something is all jacked up. 3. A flow of a room causes you aggravation because nothing is easily available.
Johnny: Why did they put the coffee pot in the corner of the cafeteria?
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!