[full body cast]
incapacitated to the point that one can not communicate with all others using any media (most often used as a rationalization for why a person you are dating/have gone out with on a date has not contacted you within a reasonable time frame)
Your friend says: I don't get it. Why hasn't he called me yet?
Your response: Full body cast. What other reason would there be?
Your response: Full body cast. What other reason would there be?