Full Goondie
A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.
Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra