Funband
Fun + Husband - like funcle is fun + uncle.
W: My stomach is sore - I think it's because of what we ate last night.
H: sorry about that
W: It's not your fault, I chose to eat it
H: but my funband personality promotes the purchase of unhealthy consumables
H: sorry about that
W: It's not your fault, I chose to eat it
H: but my funband personality promotes the purchase of unhealthy consumables