Functionally Fucked
Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
Function-Fucking-Ality
The remedy for the disfunction everybody is suffering from.
Quit being like a hard habit for me to break and let's try function-fucking-ality for a change
functional bumble fuck
Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.
"He is a functional bumble fuck"