funcya

a fat ugly cow who has no rights and likes cake. you know when you meet a funcya because she will probably sit and squash you. they are a fat specie of cow. they like cake and eating cities they are cannibalistic and the ugliest creature you'll ever meet. their pimples like no other and their stomach the size of a city. they are ugly, vile 2and feral all in one creation. there are no known survivors who have seen a Funcya in person. be careful they are found in kitchens and Maccas.