fundamental orifice
A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud
I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!
Fundamental orifice
A polite way of explaining that someone is the c word for female anatomy
Jeremy is being a fundamental orifice.
Stop being a fundamental orifice.
Stop being a fundamental orifice.