anal douchecase
After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.
I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".
"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"