funker
A person stuck in the past
a person who still has an afro
funker
a hick; trailer park trash
That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.
funker
A person who lacks some of the qualities of a "fucker" but exhibits many of the same traits.
"He's such a funker for being late all the time!"
Funker
Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.
You are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn't be friends.
funker
A guy called Dalj or collin, who sucks peoples farts all day long and then has a wank!
That dude over there has been sucking guffs all day and now he's having a five knuckel shuffel .... what a funker!
stuperous funker
An insult used by Mr. Burns in the simpsons. Probably his old way of saying "stupid fuck"
"Get out of here you stuperous funker!"
Funker Vogt
A German EBM band. Noted for a heavy focus on military themes (despite being anti-military) and having an almost anthematic sound in each of their songs. Sometimes critisized of being formulated, but what band isn't.
Funker Vogt is awesome. People that accuse them of being formulated need to stop listening to Dragonforce.