Funky-Noop
Masturbation is a bathroom that is not yours. Primarily in a friend's bathroom, or in a public restroom.
I couldn't wait until i got home, so i had funky-noop times in the McDonalds bathroom.
Funky-Noop
The act of masturbating until completion in a public bathroom, or the bathroom of a friend.
Man, I've been dry for weeks, I'm gonna go funky-noop in your bathroom.