Funky spiderman
Hanging yourself while having a wank
Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.
the funky spiderman
autoerotique asphyxiation
The Funky Spiderman: because he hangs himself and shoots web
funky spiderman
A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation
I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman