an Alfie
Taking an illegal poo in a National Park
Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.
Alfi
Alfi is an amazing person that has a great sense of humor. He is so beautiful and makes everyone happy. He also likes water.
I love Alfi so much.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
Alfie
A name.Alfie's are kind-hearted all through their life, they wouldn't hurt a fly(unless provoked) Alfie's always stick up for friends(even people they haven't been getting on well with)An Alfie would be the best boyfriend or friend they are, Awsome,cool,tough,caring,protective and they will allows be curious about things.Most of the time Alfie's are depressed so if you know one be Grateful you do.
Kid"Did you hear about what happened to Alfie"?
Other kid"yeah,let's go cheer him up"
Other kid"yeah,let's go cheer him up"
Alfie
A very sexy boy who can get any girl and people know him mr steal your girl and very smart boy
Alfie is sexy
Alfi
Alfi is good guy, who has alot of friends
And is really handsome
And is really handsome
Girl 1 : who’s that handsome guy
Girl 2 : that’s Alfi
Girl 2 : that’s Alfi
Alfie
Alfie is a person with a massive cock and is really buff. Every Alfie i know is always wearing sweatpants so he can show off his giant penis.
"hey look its Alfie"
"how do you know you've never met him"
"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"
"how do you know you've never met him"
"cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"
alfie
these Alfie's have a huge penis, super intelligent, and extremely, extremely hotter.
popular girl: omg Alfie is so hot
Alfie: i know bb.
they fucked
Alfie: i know bb.
they fucked