Fun quota
A fixed amount of entertainment or amusement that must be met by a single individual. It usually involves drinking copious amounts of alcohol until one nears blacking out. Easiest way to reach your fun quota is simple: just have fun and don't be a pussy.
Kirk: I'm almost at my fun quota. I just need a few more shots.
Mike: I've exceeded my fun quota, bitch get real!
Mike: I've exceeded my fun quota, bitch get real!