furburgler
A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.
God damn that kid is really a furburgler!
Furburgled
The horrible act of having your furburger stolen by a furburgler! Such crimes are allowed in most states of the USA. ~apel.
Victim: Jeeze this is the third time ive been furburgled this week!! Police Officer: Oh thats not good, could i just check to make sure it's really gone?