anal glacoma
The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.
Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"
You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."
Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."
You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "
You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."
Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."
You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "