Furmiated
(adj.) - marked by an unnatural or conspicuous excess of fur or hair.
i.e. Women across the globe swooned as Trevor exposed his furmiated chest.
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"This de-balding formula worked TOO well! I gotta get a haircut twice a week or my head gets all furmiated!"
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The man ralphed when she exposed her furmiated booty.
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"This de-balding formula worked TOO well! I gotta get a haircut twice a week or my head gets all furmiated!"
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The man ralphed when she exposed her furmiated booty.