Furniturd
Furniturd n. , (pl. , furniturd). A useless piece of furniture (junk) that one plans on eventually dumping on a sidewalk, or leaving at a Goodwill donation drop-box.
"Oh no you don't! You are not leaving that piece of furniturd in the house."
This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.
This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.