Furniture Disease
When your chest drops into your drawers.
That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
Furniture Disease
When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.
Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.