anal hair
Hair around your anus in your butt crack.
"Don't do me doggy style, I'm afraid my butt will spread open and you will see my anal hair."
Anal hair tear
When a man plucks his anal hairs.
Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
Anal Hair Pasta
Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.
I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.
Zen's anal pubic hair
The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.
My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!
Anal hair
A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."