futenis
a futenis (penis futon)- a futon that is perdendicular to your bed, and is for your enormously large penis. At the end of the futon is a pillenis (penis pillow) for the head of the penis, but a pillenis is totally optional.
A.T. needs a futenis for his unit.
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Allbee has a futenis in his room... wow
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Allbee has a futenis in his room... wow