futon
A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.
"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"
futon
another word for an asian.
"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"
"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"
"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"
futon
A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.
I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.
futon
-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time
"Damn, that bitch is a futon"
futon
A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.
Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.
futon
A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.
I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?
futon
n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."