future faking
When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.
Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”