fuzzy handcuffs
(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.
Also, an item used to do laundry.
Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.
Fuzzy Handcuff
When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
pink fuzzy handcuffs
an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".
dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!
i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night
i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night