Anal Lice
An insect mutated from the species BigBrotherus Anticus after feasting excessively on messy kitchens. Known to dwell in the anal region of humans, particularly those locked in a house for three months.
Bro! Are those anal lice?
Anal Lice
Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.
"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"