Fwampi
To brutally rape an inanimate object. >>; I didn't make this up, either.
To everyone's disgust, Erica fwampi'd a chair. Ew. She should be shot. D:
Fwampi
To have bestial sex with a sheep. Aka, to rape a sheep.
Sometimes, when Mark goes to his father's farm, he has to Fwampi Martha the old sheep.
Fwampy
To feel tired and run down.
Bob stayed home from work today, he has a bad cold and feels really fwampy.