Fybernetics
The science of networked digital roughage. Fyberneticians understand the connections between a sufficient daily intake of indigestible and time-wasting digital fyber that must be added daily to a person's time online. If there is insufficient fyber intake everyday, then people using networked digital technologies might have a tendency to go outside and breathe too much fresh air, and get exercise. Fybernetics was developed by Norbert Weiner, great uncle of New York's Anthony Weiner, the notorious cocktwitterer.
"This website is intelligent, full of good ideas, Kardashian-free, and has a clean, minimalist design. It obviously could benefit from some fybernetics."