Analog

Analog and Digital are intertwined these days. Digital information is represented by series of electronic 1s and 0s, so that information is most current/modern but it is also unreal or fake. Analog information is represented in many ways—sight, touch, taste, smell, sound, etc.—and is, thus, old fashioned but it is also more real/accurate. Current usage is that Digital is modern/better and Analog is older/slower/less desirable.

A way of representing information that uses a continuous range of values. Opposite of digital-- while a CD is digital, a tape is analog; while a computer is digital, an abacus is analog.

An emotional, empathetic person. Opposite of a digital, logical person.

The act of defecating without entertaining oneself with digital devices. The use of "log" refers to the log-shaped nature of poops.

Term used to describe something or someone that is outdated, antiquated, or just old school in a lame way. Opposite of digital, as in cool and upbeat

Definition 1) A poop.
Definition 2) A penis.

Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.

Analog is a combo of both Anal and Log. It is a small diary kept by chicks who have anal sex. It keeps record of who or what was put in their ass and how it rated.